"I want a goth girlfriend." Their crush vs what goth is.

Do I love goth girls? Pie chart meme
Yes, but in red because some goth girls prefer red and that's very valid. Anyway, goth girls, hit me up. You're hot and amazing and I love you.

GOTH GF

Expectation

- Perfect fashion

- Perfect makeup

- Curves guys for you

- Makes you feel like the vampire king of the night.

Reality

- Spencer's discount rack

- Bobbywithdattool white face and raccoon eyes

- Sends nudes to everybody and their grandpa

- *BUZZARD SCREECH*

Jealous girl meme. Basic girl is jealous of Goth girl.

Now serving number 33. You have been assigned goth girl number 57. Your government-issued goth GF is ready for pickup. I repeat, 33, your goth GF is ready for pickup.

How to attract a goth girl: 12 steps (with pictures) - WikiHow

Me, and the girls I like.

Goth girl yelling at me. Me secretly turned on.